Subject: definitions (sic)
From: Larry Austin (email@example.com)
Date: Thu Dec 02 1999 - 10:42:27 EST
Thought these might cause a smile or two, courtesy
of Rodney Waschka.
>From some students in Missouri, collected by Harold Dunn, I culled a
>I thought you might enjoy.
>From the ridiculous ---
John Sebastian Bach died from 1750 to the present.
You should always say celli when you mean there are two or more cellos.
I would like for you to teach me to play the cello. Would tomorrow or
Friday be best?
to the accidently accurate--
A contra-bassoon is like a bassoon, only more so.
Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel.
Just about any animal skin can be stretched over a frame to make
a pleasant sound once the animal is removed.
to the impossible--
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
to the sublime--
A harp is a nude piano.
A bassoon looks like nothing I have ever heard.
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