Subject: Re: [Fwd: Beyond "The Mozart Effect"]
From: Henry Rodrick (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Date: Sun May 22 2005 - 16:15:34 EDT
Haha lite kul:
On 2005-05-22, at 17.31, David Mooney wrote:
> Can't resist passing this on...
>> The Mozart Effect -- playing classical music to your children raises
>> their IQ --
>> has been pretty well debunked:
>> A blogger considers, however, the effect of playing music by other
>> to your child:
>> Liszt effect: Child speaks rapidly and extravagantly, but never
>> really says
>> anything important.
>> Brahms effect: Child plagiarizes so forcefully that onlookers marvel
>> at his
>> learning, scholarship, and of course, force.
>> Bruckner effect: Child speaks very slowly and repeats himself
>> frequently. Gains
>> reputation for profundity.
>> Wagner effect: Child becomes a megalomaniac. May eventually marry his
>> Mahler effect: Child continually screams - at great length and volume
>> - that
>> he's dying.
>> Verdi effect: Child continually screams.
>> Schoenberg effect: Child never repeats a word until he's used all the
>> words in his vocabulary. Sometimes talks backwards. Eventually,
>> people stop
>> listening to him. Child blames them for their inability to understand
>> Webern effect: Child.
>> Babbitt effect: Child gibbers nonsense all the time. Eventually,
>> people stop
>> listening to him. Child doesn't care because all his playmates think
> David Mooney
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